Shanon’s Blog

I could be the most impatient person I know. I’ve always known that I was bad at waiting, but I never thought I would break the rules in order to avoid waiting.

I really, really tried. I stood there for what seemed like forever after walking for what seemed like forever. I stood at the end of the line and watched other people get in front of me and I didn’t even say anything. I was so proud of myself. But after waiting for what seemed like an unreasonable mount of time. I gave up. Two nice guys propped me up on one side of the fence and two other nice guys caught me on the other side of the fence I finally decided to jump over. Karma does come to kick you in the butt sometimes because I did get a fence pokey spear thingy in the hand and was bleeding when I made it over. But I’m such a bad waiter…waiting like 25 minutes to go to the bathroom was awful. Then waiting like 40 minutes to get a stupid cup of water was a little over the top. But I sort of did it. I had a girl I know who was kind of at the front of the line get the cup of water for me, but I still waited forever. It was the best cup of water I’ve ever had since I had to go to so much effort to get it. Not really, but I’m going to tell myself that so that I feel better about it.

Between all the waiting, I did have a good time. I was that person who Al apparently hates who did not dress up. I did go to the big costume party with him and JC on Friday and I didn’t dress up there either. I didn’t realize that our not dressing up offended Al so bad, but come to find out today, it did. I mean seriously? Just because I didn’t go in my closet and get some tight pants and put a bra over my shirt and call myself Ghetto Girl doesn’t mean that I don’t want to be there. Maybe it means that I didn’t plan on going to this party until the last minute and, since I am 26 years old, I haven’t had that feeling of having to dress up for about 14 years now. Just because I didn’t go to Target and buy a bra to wear outside of my shirt doesn’t mean I don’t care. So shut it.