Help me name my boat…
May 7, 2008 at 4:39 pm | In Uncategorized | 19 CommentsI’ve been driving for a few years now, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a dead person on the road before. I did last night though. I was driving and there was nobody on the street. Then I came up on like 6 cars pulled over on the side of the road, all with their hazard lights on. I slowed down to make sure that I didn’t need to render aid or anything and saw a lady lying in the road and it looked like she had blood all over her. There were people giving her CPR and I heard sirens coming, so I knew it was taken care of. I really didn’t know just how bad it was, though, because I got ready for bed and then heard a helicopter landing in the middle of the street. That’s an eerie feeling. Knowing that what I just saw was so bad, they had to call Care Flite. I never realized just how loud a helicopter really is until then. I’m not complaining, I’m just saying that I really didn’t know.
Other than that it’s been pretty non-eventful, I guess. Dinner with friends. Many more failed attempts at naps. Although I did go to Academy Sports and Outdoors and bought letters to rename my boat. I paid $12.99 for 146 letters and intend to use as many of them as possible. I had a 4-letter name picked out, but I feel like I’d be wasting about $12.50 worth of letters if I just went with that. So now I need ideas. There’s not a whole lot about me or my life that I’ve not talked about, rapped about, sang about, or blogged about. So use that info and help me decide on a name. But wouldn’t it be so funny if we went to all this work to name the boat and then it didn’t run? It’s way used…cheap as can be. Truth be told I’m not even sure that the thing floats, but I’m going to try and be positive and assume that it does and ask for your help deciding on an amazing name.
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If you want a to use as many letters as possible why not try “Supercalifragilisticexpialidoshes”. That is one of those super long words.
Comment by Diane — May 7, 2008 #
“No Air” — Your fav song!
Comment by Megan — May 7, 2008 #
Hmmmm, let’s see. Here are some ideas:
Psycho
Fur Burglar (LOL just kidding)
Chicken in a Biscuit
Easy Cheese
Kelly (in honor of Kelly Clarkson)
Nate (one of the few Oprah connections I don’t think you or Keith have something named after)
Beans
Comment by Lori — May 7, 2008 #
2 years ago i was driving home on the interstate and passed an accident that JUST happened a cop was just pulling up on the scene. I didnt want to look but i did anyways and saw a man laying in the road with blood everywhere ill never forget the way the man looked and then 2 or 3 days later saw his picture in the obituaries. but its the only one ive ever seen so lets hope for the both of us its the last!
Comment by sara(sc) — May 7, 2008 #
Pyscho chicks (or babes) gone wild! Shannon’s Love Boat!…LOL…I’m not very creative today but you did say you wanted to use up as many letters as possible. I’ll think on it some more.
Comment by Molly — May 7, 2008 #
“I MAKE THE WIND” that name would be even funnier if it was a really slow pitiful boat :0)
Comment by EMILY — May 7, 2008 #
How bout: “I can’t name this boat what I really wanted to so this is pretty much the best I can do”. ???? Best use of your letters I think.
Comment by cindi — May 7, 2008 #
Emily’s is pretty funny…or maybe “Wind” Breaker…that could mean a couple of things…lol
Comment by Molly — May 7, 2008 #
you could name it over all of the exes you’ve have had in the last year.
Comment by Michelle — May 7, 2008 #
No Planz
I like the ring of that!
Comment by Jamie — May 7, 2008 #
LMAO @ “Wind” Breaker! Going off that idea, what about “This Boat Breaks Wind” (which would suck if it didn’t even turn on, and just went chug,chug,chug.
Or how about:
Kows in Kentucky
Memphis
Lazy Eye’s Lazy Boat
I guess it would help if we knew what kind of boat. Like does it have a canopy? Is it made of aluminum?
Comment by Dev(Bobbie) — May 8, 2008 #
I think you shoud name it
“no booty calls” after that liam sullivan song (same guy who does the kelly likes shoes video on youtube)
Comment by Alexaundra Duncan — May 8, 2008 #
Name for the boat – Slippery When Wet
Comment by Keno — May 8, 2008 #
I think you should name her “Rhapsody”
It’s really fitting since you love music so much!
Be sure and let us know which name you choose!
Have a great day!
Comment by SS — May 8, 2008 #
“Liquor in the front Poker in the rear”
or
“circlesaregood”
or
“Paving a new way”
i know, not 100 something letters, but cool names none the less!
Comment by jen — May 8, 2008 #
This is a no brainer:
Murphy’s Law
Comment by aria — May 8, 2008 #
don’t you know it’s bad luck to change the name of a boat and shanon, you don’t have the best luck as it is.
Comment by Melanie — May 11, 2008 #
Here’s a name that will take full advantage of your 12 bucks worth of letters…
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Hahaha, maybe not, but I thought I’d throw that out there!
Comment by Chef Li — May 12, 2008 #
How about: Sofa King Awesome!
Say it out loud and it will make sense.
Comment by Brent — May 21, 2008 #