Shanon’s Blog

How long can a person sleep without getting up to even pee? Make it 15 hours in my case. I slept for 2 hours last Wednesday, not at all on Friday, was a failure at sleeping the day away on Friday and then stayed up until 3:30AM on Saturday morning. But once I fell asleep, I was out for like 15 hours because my lazy butt didn’t get up again until 5:30PM on Saturday. What a waste, huh? But it worked out because I did all that I wanted to do that night. Mary and I went to eat at a fantastic spot in Dallas,,,Cyclones. It’s the place you can go and share a half order of crab meat nachos and drink one wave margarita and feel like all is right with the world. Random, but there you go…

Last night I went with Kidd to interview Natasha Bedingfield. I’m not bragging, but Natasha likes my shirt. Not very many people every compliment anything I wear because I don’t care enough to even bother to match. In my mind navy and black match, but I’m told otherwise. I would never wear light blue and purple, but that’s about the only limit I have. Why does God bless some people with mega fashion sense and leave others with no an ounce of it? Is it genetic? Is it learned? I’m pretty much the only person I know who is a total moron. I know camo goes with almost anything, so I try and take advantage of it. Camo and brown, khaki, brown…it just goes. So would it be cool if I just wore camo every day of my life? Will they make fun of me? I’m sure people will, but at least I’ll have a hook and I know I’ll match. So maybe that’s what I’ll do. Just buy camo from now on. Camo shoes, socks, shorts, shirts, hats…everything. That’s a heck of a plan, huh?

I want to be a mobile DJ. I did Flush the Format that one time and people are still raving about how great I did. So maybe that means I should be a real life DJ. One that scratches and spins and talks over song intros and nails the post. I’d get a disco ball and a table and pretty extension cords and pink camo cord covers. I’d probably play mostly rap because I think I’m born to rap. I could be the next Sarai or something. She’s a white girl rapper if you don’t know who Sarai is. I’m sure I could charge like $75 an hour and pay off all of my stuff in like 3 months because I’d be the best DJ around. I’m just saying. Maybe I could be the DJ who sings along to the songs. Ooh, that could be so fun.