Shanon’s Blog

I’M SORRY THIS IS IN ALL CAPS. I STARTED TYPING IT THAT WAY AND ITS TOO LATE NOW…NOT TRYING TO YELL. SORRY.

I LOCKED MYSELF OUT OF MY BATHROOM AT THE ABSOLUTE WORST TIME. I WAS LITERALLY RUNNING TO THE GO. THEN I FIND THAT THE KNOB WONT TURN AND I HAVE TO HUNT FOR A STUPID PAPER CLIP TO OPEN IT. WHO HAS RANDOM PAPER CLIPS LAYING AROUND? NOT ME. I SEARCH FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES UNTIL I’M SWEATING BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO SO BAD. I FINALLY GIVE UP ON THE PAPER CLIP HUNT TO LOOK FOR A WIRE HANGER. I FIND ONE ABOUT 15 MINUTES AFTER THE INITIAL START OF THE SEARCH AND OPEN THE STUPID DOOR. GODNESS I’M STUPID.

THEN IT’S TIME TO GO TO AL’S HOUSE TO PICK UP THE RECORDER HE MANAGED TO FORGET EVEN THOUGH I REMINDED HIM TO BRING IT. ON THE WAY I DECIDE I’M MEGA THIRSTY, SO I REACH TO FIND MY DEBIT CARD AND LICENSE ONLY TO FIND THAT IT’S NOT WITH ME. IS THERE ANYT WORSE FEELING THAN KNOWING THAT IF I WAS TO HAVE A HORRIBLE CAR ACCIDENT THERE WOULD BE NO WAY TO IDENTIFY MY BODY? FUNNY HOW WHEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY OR ANYTHING HOW THE WORLD SEEMS TO REVOLVE AROUND THAT. I WAS HUNGRY, THIRSTY, WANTED TO FILL UP MY GAS TANK, DONATE TO CHARITY, BUY A LAMP. BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE, ONCE AGAIN, I’M A MORON.

HAVE YOU EVER MADE A LIST OF THE THINGS YOU LIKE BEST AND THE THINGS YOU LIKE LEAST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU’RE DATING? MAY ALSO BE ANOTHER STUPID IDEA THAT I CAME UP WITH YESTERDAY. THAT “LIST” TURNED INTO A TWO HOUR CONVERSATION THAT I’M GLAD WE HAD, BUT HAD THE POTENTIAL TO GO HORRIBLY WRONG. IT’S COOL THOUGH THAT WE WERE ABLE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION AND I WOULDN’T TAKE IT BACK, ESPECIALLY SINCE IT DID GO VERY WELL AND IT’S NICE TO OPEN UP TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT.